Where is the God damn eject button!?!?!

Cheap Talk:

Oscar: So how do you feel after being featured on my cheap talk?
Ian: Haha good good...
Oscar: Eh give rating eh.
Ian: A full 10/10.
Oscar: Got so good or not??
Ian: Of course lah! Got me inside sure give full score, Haha.
Oscar: =.=" nabeh... lidat oso can.


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Oh God where is the eject button!?!?! Eject eject!! Yeah thats how I felt when I am in in my previous university. Too many flaws being flushed into your face just made me thought, enough is enough. Having my tolerence level blown, I couldn't bear the fact that I am going to entrust my next few years with them. Want to know more? The following are why...

1. The Holizible(horrible) time table:

Ok you may say that I am a pussy if I can't even bear with a little overtime. But hey I know how to tell the difference between a full time student and a part time student. A full time student studies in the day, in which ever contradicts with this would fall into the catergory of a part time student. Paying a full 9k fee for a proclaimed international university standard is not what I had in mind when ...

This obviously showed that the timetable was in favor for part time lecturers

I'd say bringing classes into late 9.30s in the night blew a part of confidence and satisfaction away. So not cool. Next, what made matters worse is when some of the classes are poorly conducted...

2.The Holizible Lecture Expelience (experience):

On my first day in class notes were lacking, lecturers are missing, computers are crashing and students are complaining(me). Ok lah things like that happen all the time lah, can understand but NOT in a fat chance when one of your core subject lecturers turned out to be a "borrowed" lecturer from another local institution. Nabeh... so why bother paying for an international fee when the service returned is local. I'd say its a scam when they fail to bring this matter up upon enrollment. To add all the SOS and the Tom Yam in, the "borrowed" lecturer is working part time... waliew.

Well to show you the momentum of this issue, I have written below an example... but before reading on, lets jolt yourself with an imagination first. Say you are a hard-ass-damn-power-typical-American-all-that-cool-mojo actor like Brad Pitt and if you are a female put yourself in Halle Berry's heels. Say all after all those years of fame and work in the industry you are finally recieving your first ever Oscar Award.

Yes yes cry, scream all you want when you are squeezing the life off an Oscar's balls...

Okay say on that special night, which you have been dreaming for all your life, your Oscar turned out to be like this.

How can right? My ding dongs are way way bigger than that... it's an insult!!

Feel cheated no? Its like having great expectations on something only to have yourself awfully cheated . Anyways lets not dwel furtherl into failure's pass. Lesson learned.
Also I do wish to give credit to a education agent I know so for those who are clueless on what your options are after high school. I recommend you seek...

Francesca Tham Yok Chen
MMS: Market Research Education & Management Services Sdn Bhd.
Block E, No. 32 (2nd & 3rd Floors) Taman Sri Sarawak Mall,
Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman, P O Box 2358, 93748,
Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia.

Tel: 082 - 246 795 Toll Free No: 1 800 881 622

Email:market@mms.com.my
Website: http://mms.com.my

Amen.Well thats a wrap, gotta go hit the sacks. Drop off comments by the way.

Orientation

Cheap Talk:

Oscar: Ian, whats the reason you're doing engineering?
Ian: Oh very simple... my grandma.
Oscar: What does she have to do with it?
Ian:Owh cause everytime I remind her I am doing engineering she will say "Wah soon aneh kiang ah, thak engeeenuuuerrr."
Oscar: Works for me...

Translation: *Wah soon aneh kiang ah, thak engeeenuuuerrr* My grandson so power ah, study engineering.

Ancient Chinese folklore #182 - To be credited by someone senior means that it IS a big deal.

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Yes semester is starting with all the energy pumped in to start off with new people, new subjects and my underwear. On orientation it started off pretty ok with some basic introductions about the university. On with the rules and regulations for two hours, torture would be an understatement when all the officers that talked were no better than Phua Chu Kang. By the end of the speech even the Chung Hua students next to me were complaining... like come on la we're in a university, such quality of language is very degrading.

Then we had the introduction of clubs on campus which had its peak when the robotics club had their machine up on display. The feck man, all it could do is slam itself repeatedly into the wall... superior artificial intelligence my ass. Alas we came onto the ice breaking session which was the last program of the day. The hell... ice breaking for last, what the feck man. For anyone's information, last time I check ice breaking sessions are to excite or to hype up the environment so that people would be more lively for the rest of any programme.Anyone on go must the show, for the ice breaking session, word puzzle games was on the menu. Creative? Obviously not when all the answers came out to be animals, names of famous people etc. Like comon la, you can always try something that gets attention. Example:

Think you know the answer?

Guess again...

Well thats a wrap... until I get my camera posts have to be delayed... amen Brudda~

Introduction to Cheap Talk 101

Cheap Talk:

Oscar : Man life is short...
Lee : Ya loh.
Lee : I wonder what the world would be like in the future.
Oscar: The world would be round?
Lee : -_-"

*all characters have been impersonated poorly thus not suitable to be read by anyone.*
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Yes friends talk is cheap but it sure can make your day... so as a friendly reminder to those who I have on my MSN messenger list to know that I might post materials concerning you and me anytime on this site. Hate me later when I you see in person k?

Alas times have changed and there are many unforseen concequences, today shall be my first day stepping into a different university. Sad will be the friends I've lost but maybe change will not turn out so bad.

For those who know me yes orientation today wasn't that great of a deal... rain was falling, people were lining, babies are crying and no familiar faces were to be found, the hell got alienated in my own town. As a matter of fact I am seeing history repeating itself. Upon reaching on campus they told me my letter of offer is still M.I.A. sure they'd throw any kind of excuse at the counter and by the end of it you'll just have to give face to those in charge and say things like "its ok but let me know how it turns out" but GOD DAMN IT I want to enrol.

... so the fellowship of my documents began ... one file that binds them, one officer to find them, one lousy orientation that I couldn't get through because of certain reasons I couldn't make sense of.


*SMSes with Ian*
>>> Fast Foward: 2 hours later>>>


Officer: Here you go young man.
Oscar : Oh thank you.
Officer: Now all you have to do is go down and pass these documents to the officers at the auditorium.
Oscar : Ok then thank you again. Have a good day.
Officer: Welcome to our University.

What? Have to be polite bah... its called tolerance.

After having a little chit chat with the lecturers and signed myself up for a new semester I met up with some old friends who I haven't seen over the pass year.After exchanging thouse "hey where have you been greetings" and a little bit of fill in the blanks we went our ways. Busy they were with their enrolments as well so you get the picture lah. Well there are some stories I would like to share during my years at Kuching High but maybe I'll fill in the blanks some other day, just maybe...

Seriously does high school have to take that long? Hit me back on this one...

Well thats it for now, got a job interview in almost and hour time... wish me luck~ And oh yeah a comment or two on the comment section would be much appreciated. Have a great day people!

Bloggie Wannabie...

Here it goes... yes this is my first *so compliment on the errors if found*. For those who are reading thisI'd advice you to close this web page now because it contains material poorly portraited therefore not suitable to be viewed by anyone, anyway I'll leave the LONG introduction crap for a different time cause I gotta make this short... exams tomorrow... heh.

Anyways heres a brief thing or two about me, I am Oscar and I am currently studying my foundations at Curtin University Sarawak. Bla bla bla...
Living at the hostels at Curtin University has given me a whole new prospect about life and all that and honestly I will always cherish it (moving out soon) but among the things I wouldn't like to cherish is definately the internet service provided. Too long and far have I endured slow internet speed not to say it crashes every now and then. But the WORST thing about it was the filter system the IT department provided. I find it absolutely ridiculus to having three quarters of the world wide web banned from you (well almost). Sure you say its to filter off the "extraordinary" materials and by that theres nothing wrong ; yes but you'll see what I mean :)

Here's an example:

oh a brief preview of my desktop...


*click* - abviously you'll expect a filter system intercepting the search.

aww... damn it!!


but one day when I was minding my own stuff reading kennysia.com this came up...

wtf... kenny sia and his balls got the boot from the filter system


Outraged I was for the last few remaining sites where I can get a good laugh has been blocked off. So I decided to test for myself if the filtering system was really working. After all kennysia.com was blocked off due to minor adult material like condoms and Kenny Sia's often brags about his coconut balls. So smart little me went off to google and did a little typing.

yes the one thing men like in common


Obviously my search ended up in vain when...

shiet...


Refusing defeat I then tried on with a different term - yes as gayish it may seem I entered the love handle onto the search engine.



Obviously I got the same dans guardian mojo again, then it finally struct me. What I've been learning over the year has to be put up to test, knowledge must be applied from the great institution of learning. So I thought back to both my critical thinking and research writing skills which pointed me in one direction - yes the great guru of knowledge once told me. Young padawan seek for multiple sources if thou wishes to pass your writing assignments and your final exam. Being shocked off my balls I obviously followed what the mahaguru had thought me... and this is what I came up with.


what? I'd come up with something fancier but this is all I've learned over the year...



HOLY COW this came out... nothing could have prepared my eyes for what I was about to see.


the horror that kept my eyes bleeding for the rest of the night


Okay first thing that blew my mind was that the Curtin filter system teaches us not to search for a single "objects" but multiple sources. Either way the filter system was a bull... blocking non offensive material while letting in plural verbs of offensive material... cutting edge filter system my ass. Rebel rebel rebel...

Alas after all the trouble it just hit me that why bother by passing the filtering system when you can get all the "entertainment" you need from your peers. Yes screw the filter system when you can just get what you want with a click or two on the local shared folders on the hostle network.


nabeh no need so trouble network lah~


And those were me glorious days at Curtin Sarawak... alas great times come and go but one thing we all got to do - look ever foward ( John Curtin). Amen Brudda~