About Me

Cheap Talk:

Oscar: Yo...wat up dawg~
Terence: I cut off my the abnormal growth behind my back recently.
Oscar: What?!?! Why did you take off the adorable neng neng behind your head!?!
Terence: Its abnormal wat.
Oscar: No lah it was SEXY, I had fun nudging it back when I sat behind you.... made me high during classes wat... can pass time... ah the good old days.
Terence: Chee Bye~

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*WARNING* - The following post is of its lowest quality due to the unforseen circumstances experienced by the author. Apologies.

Previously I talked about the colourful people I've seen in life and which category they fall into, this week,just to be fair I will be talking about what category I fall onto. Before proceeding into detail, I do wish to advice those reading that this will contain alot of bias statements as well as lies as tall as the sky.

The type that has nothing much to do ... yet. The Kueh Tao Eng Group(K.T.E.)

Who am I? I am your casual friend that is willing to try anything new not to say do crazy things once in a while... really crazy shit. Right now I am a first year engineering student chasing sometime away on blogspot, am I good at it they say? Hell no... Anyway back to the point, heres a few discription on the author of this site. I enjoy :

- Writing .
- A bit of sports.
- Pranks (like who doesn't)
- Meeting new people.
- Singing ( in the shower shhh... )
-Movies of course; helps with the reflecting stuff.
- Solving problems, too bad I am not good at it... yet.
But hey if any of yous ever need a point of view; You'll know where to start.


Ok the moment we've all been waiting for. How exactly do I portrait like in life? You'd be amazed...

Taaa-daa...

Hey, how YOU doin'...

Yeah right...

There we have it! A vain tribute to ... myself

Well I am low on the jokes this week so I'll cut it now before I do more colateral damage. Do join me next week at the same time, same URL, same place. Cheers.

Savvy people I know.

Cheap Talk:

Oscar: Man I am bored, any suggestions?
Tiing: Read Bleach! Its good for health!
Oscar: So nice kah Bleach?
Tiing: Yes bleach is GOOD...
Oscar: Psycho Bleach (Psycho Bitch)
Tiing: Fag, YOU make gay people look bad. Gay people are good, its you i am against.
Oscar: Take a number... =.=!

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The following content is for entertainment purposes alone. Please take no seriousness in any sense that it could be true. Enjoy.

With university life setting in again, responsibilities are to be carried once again. Here are some of the terms I would like to add in for those who are still studying as well.


1.The everyday student that sleeps in class - The Bo Tak Chek group (B.T.C)
~Translation: Students who do not study.~

Who are they you say? Neh they are the ones that usually gets the spanking and scoldings during classes which eventually skips classes once in a while. Also they most probably share the same feautres like :

-Goes to class with nothing in hand.
- Long hair.
-Anti-social.
-Smokey and alchoholic smell all the time.
- Wears sun glasses (sleeping undercover).
-All the bad things modern society cannot accept lah.

The perfect candidate I know in life? Who else but the notorious dude below.

Lim pei will chop your fingers off if u touch my hair

2.The ones that pays attention once in a while but... - The Tak Tam Pok Chek group ( T.T.P.C) ~Translation: Students who study just to survive~

The most common students you can find around, they do not study all the time but just enough to have survive the semester. They occasionally do nothing at all but sit that fat lardy a$$ (Tan 2006) off all day long. Features you say? Below are the following:

-Goes to class with just a pencil case and a paper at most.
-Potential couch potato.
-Approachable.
-Has multiple e-mail addresses ( e.g kiasu@hotmail.com, kia_su@yahoo.com, kiasu87@gmail.com ...)
-Active online gamer.
-Minds his/her own business.

Who fits the above mentioned features most?

Sell zeny wan deal me or not? RM10 for 20 mil...

3. The ones who study day in day out but denies it all. - The KIASU + " I no the study last night" group.

Students in this group are around, BEWARE of them; though the numbers are few but statistics have shown a scary growth over the years... besides it only takes one to ruin your day. I am not saying that they are the lowest of human beings you can find in an university (trust me there are lower ones) but do you really really need to lie about whethere you study or not last night? Like comon lah... grow up man.

How to spot these people around ? Easy! They ussualy tend to:

-Get a high rankings and say "I did not flip a single page at all."
-Back-stabs you with false dead lines.
-Treat their study notes like WW2 encrypted codes.
-Thinks people who drink or clubs will eventually end up in hell.
-Narrow minded.
-Make you swear "Chee-bye" everytime you try to be nice to them.
-Possible corporate byatches and bastards in the near future.

How do they look like?

Exactly, they stink like a fresh pile of horse poo

Well I guess people can choose who they want to be in life. Choices are yours to take , I am definately not the best person around as well but one thing I can strongly advice is that... If you wish to be treated in a good manner, you must first give in order to take. Simple as that, be an ass and you will be treated like one; I am sure we've all heard this one some where. Well thats a wrap folks.


P.S: The two people in the pictures above are ONLY actors - note that they are among the finest people I know around.